Right…. dante was all on about the nine circles of hell from limbo(for unchristened and vituous unbelievers ) to the lake of ice( for the traitors and such)…
but hell underwent some major renovations sometime last millenium to include all the cool new sins humanity has invented all by itself(yay for us!!!)
Heres whats left after the proverbial sledge-hammer……
10th circle : the harmless souls who know not who they annoy… footboarders,chatty movie-goers and such….
11th circle : all involved in making a bad movie judged by rottentomatoes.com ratings
12th circle : all those who have used their satanic powers to edit a baad movie into a good trailer thus making a lot of people go see the bad movie
13th circle : anyone who makes fun of pimply noses,calling the subject rudolph ,mount fuji and so… (vengeance is mine)
14th circle : the people who came up with reality television and for everyone who went with it…..
15th circle : anyone who makes yo momma jokes at orphans(with or without knowing they were orphans)
16th circle : holier-than-thou mac/ipod/iphone/[insert-upcoming-apple-product-name] user (i think thats all of apple’s clientele)
17th circle :hardcore linux-users who aggrandise the “You must earn the love” slogan we hate to hear (especially when things fall apart)
18th circle :any advertisement company that raises Microsoft vista sales even a little.
19th circle :anyone starting /forwarding/ touching/feeling/ breathing spam-mail (no matter what the intent)
so there…. see you next millenium with a whole new line-up of circles.
P.S : Shoot larks at sight.